Tomorrow morning Los Estados Unidos springs forward, which means that its denizens will lose an hour. We’re smarter than that in Mexico, waiting until the civilized date of April 6 to make that change. But that means I’ll spend the next month guided by Post-it notes plastered everywhere to remind me that Daylight Savings Time means that Chicago is now one hour later than here, New York is two hours later, and that San Francisco is only one hour earlier. Or I could just pretend that I’m living in Denver for the duration.
DST is brought to you by the same folks who came up with the idea of fluoridated water and sex education in the schools: the New World Order and the vast left-wing conspiracy. Let’s give some credit to the souls in Arizona and Sonora who have the brains to resist.